Diddy’s Card Reader

When an man takes a whole bottle of (preferably used in Diddy’s card reader before) baby oil and puts it all over a girls pussy opening and then proceeds to swipe a credit card along the pussy (might be some cuts) until climax. The man keeps going until the woman fills up the entire bottle of baby oil with squirt, ready to be used again.

Los I’m gonna Diddy’s card reader you until you fill up Diddy’s whole collection of baby oil.

by Los’ Daddy June 27, 2025

are you ready for ze new world order?

are you ready for ze new world order?

Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Hahahahahahaha!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
World Economic Forum twenty twenty-three!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You vill own nothing und be happy!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You have given all of your power to me!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Because you are too afraid to live free!
Zis is Klaus Schwab und I'm here to say
You must give more of your rights away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real pandemic: humanity!
Ve must prepare for an angrier world
As agenda twenty-thirty is unfurled
You vill eat ze bugs, living in ze Metaverse
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
No more human rights or borders
Ve own you, yours sons, und daughters
Und we've trained you to support us!
Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!
Davos
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in fear!
You are ze puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!
Mwhahahahahaha!

by newworldorder2025 November 7, 2025

get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

beep to beep means you are ready to meet

what I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you a "Beep To Beep Means You Are Ready To Meet".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

Beep To Beep Means You Are Ready To Meet

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now a "beep to beep means you are ready to meet".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>(Chorus) ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh <choUrus>I<choUrus> thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge everybody lit the party will never end(choruS)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>(Chorus) ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh <choUrus>I<choUrus> thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge everybody lit the party will never end(choruS)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>(Chorus) ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh <choUrus>I<choUrus> thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge everybody lit the party will never end(choruS)<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

by anonymous June 11, 2025