debit card crybaby

when u lose a debit card at a restaurant and start crying so u get free food

my friend rhys is a debit card crybaby. he got free food at state 48

by can't stop the shine September 09, 2021

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alabama credit card

6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)

We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.

by cabinjohn March 29, 2016

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when your card declines at therapy so they

They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.

by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024

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AjoResolutioniHindustanaTiemieru 《Tarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: AjoResolutioniHindustanaTiemieru 《Tarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

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Shuffle her cards

To Finger someone’s booty or vagina with both of your thumbs and open it.

Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!

Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!

Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!

by Fibergirl69 March 07, 2019

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