Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Math extinction

When your maths teacher walks into the classroom and all the students simultaneously pass away.

As Mr Looper entered his mathematics class, he was shocked, for it seemed a math extinction had taken place - no student was left alive.

by Redart098 August 31, 2022

Math

Math = mental abuse to humans

aka a torture device

Teacher: today we're doing math
LITTERALLY EVERYONE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Bob: hey teach, math is MENTAL ABUSE TO HUMANS!

by LN11 September 1, 2022

Math

math with quotations means meth, but less knowable, so you can snort it in the middle of math class, with no one knowing.

ay, Charles, let's go do "math" after school! I need my fix,

by kemeheme23 September 2, 2022

IM bad at math

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Person 1: Ugh man IM bad at math
Person 2: man shut yo bi

by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 5, 2022

Math

something that is bad and should not exist (mental abuse)

Person 1: I hate math. Its annoying

by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022

Double Maths

An Upper Class, Middle Class and Working Class Theory, of waking up early to watch news channels and understand, politics, weather and sports.

Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.

Double Maths

“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”

Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.

“And now for the sports and weather.”

It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.

by Teacher D September 7, 2022