Jacob

JACOB IS A BUMHOLE THAT BULLIES ME

Me : hey Jacob
Jacob: SHUT UP YOU BOT

by Belpis June 26, 2019

Jacob

The incorrect spelling of the true sigma male name, Jakob.

Guy 1 - Hi, my name is Jacob.
Guy 2 - My condolences, beta (fe)male

by Do you know i go to procivitas August 24, 2022

Jacobe

A friend everyone needs. A hilarious guy who always has the most insane stories to share. He stands out to everyone he meets, it’s impossible to forget about him. He can be an asshole sometimes but deep down he’s soft. Overall a cool guy. Go get yourself a Jacobe.

Yo dude, do you know Jacobe?
Yeah, we’re hanging out this weekend!

by craigtuckeer April 20, 2023

jacob

a gay bitch

that guy is a real jacob

by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020

Jacob

A man who does weird acts with dogs and has odd song preferences. He also likes to burn down family homes in his spare time

Hey look it’s Jacob with his dog

by Jacob.dog_distroyer July 30, 2021

Jacob Egerton

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)

Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton

by RainbowishUnicorn1 June 10, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who hurts people. Makes them love him and leaves. He's a guy who make a amazing sweet girl fall involve with him and then leaves. He only cares about himself.

-Hey,you know Jacob?
-The funny one?
-No, the asshole
-oh yeah

by thegirlyouhurt December 18, 2023