Grand Valley State University -- A school with a campus near a lake that makes it so damned cold in the winter you’ll wish you went elsewhere. The high wind and extremely cold temperatures combined with the fact that there is absolutely nothing to do there, makes those winter seasons torture.
The highlight of living in Allendale involves fighting that Lake Effect wind and making one trip to the only grocery store 30 miles away. Those without a car are stuck with one bus that goes around to downtown Grand Rapids a couple of times a day to a cross section Division and Wealthy: Division is a street that cleary was intended to divide the rich and the poor and Wealthy is an old street that is comparative to Detroit’s Cass Avenue. Rotting buildings, corporate abandonment, and there is nothing—absolutely nothing--downtown.
The surrounding culture struggles to keep its community white and clean. Many call themselves the Dutch Reform and believe they are ten times better than what is often called the urban dirt living in the city. Rich Vanandel and Dick Devos are praised again and again by this academic community as their names are part of nearly every department title within the university.
The highlight of living in Allendale involves fighting that Lake Effect wind and making one trip to the only grocery store 30 miles away. Those without a car are stuck with one bus that goes around to downtown Grand Rapids a couple of times a day to a cross section Division and Wealthy: Division is a street that cleary was intended to divide the rich and the poor and Wealthy is an old street that is comparative to Detroit’s Cass Avenue. Rotting buildings, corporate abandonment, and there is nothing—absolutely nothing--downtown.
The surrounding culture struggles to keep its community white and clean. Many call themselves the Dutch Reform and believe they are ten times better than what is often called the urban dirt living in the city. Rich Vanandel and Dick Devos are praised again and again by this academic community as their names are part of nearly every department title within the university.
We cannot hire you because you went to Grand Valley State University.
by parachronistic August 18, 2012
The type of shower room where there are kids looking strait at your dick and you swear there gonna rape you.
by jkyuauimg November 24, 2011
by JRonca December 15, 2004
A school that is not last chance but dead close. You pay a reduced rate for a college that is filled with: Regular white people, white people who hate black people, white people who do not know what the term African American is, and white people who think capitalism in Africa will solve all their problems.
Also you pay for a Police force that shoots people because they are hyped up for even a doughnut. Some parts of the school are cool. Not really. Parties. Dont exist. Why do you think they all come to schools like Michigan State to party.
Be warned the women are either stuck up or loose. No one can hold their beer down and no one knows what liquor is or how to use it. Paranoia of "getting in trouble" (OH NOES!) is everywhere. Dont think you can enjoy a party without the host telling you to not be so loud the cops are at the door or that you have to leave because you pissed off the balcony.
Also you pay for a Police force that shoots people because they are hyped up for even a doughnut. Some parts of the school are cool. Not really. Parties. Dont exist. Why do you think they all come to schools like Michigan State to party.
Be warned the women are either stuck up or loose. No one can hold their beer down and no one knows what liquor is or how to use it. Paranoia of "getting in trouble" (OH NOES!) is everywhere. Dont think you can enjoy a party without the host telling you to not be so loud the cops are at the door or that you have to leave because you pissed off the balcony.
"Whats going on this weekend"
"My boi is having a Golf Pros GV Hoes party wanna come?"
"Naw, I think Im going to party at State."
GV Bro: " Yeah this one time I smashed a girl with 8 shots in me. Then I went back and took two more and passed out."
MSU Bro: "Cool story bro." *Smashes a fifth then fucks the GV Bros Bitch"
GV girl: "Lets drink wine."
Western Guy: "*Slap*.....Just STFU."
Freshman: "Yeah so I calculated it out and for my major LCC looks really good then I will transfer to state."
Mom/Dad: "OH GAWDDDD NO! YOU WILL GO TO Grand Valley State University"
"My boi is having a Golf Pros GV Hoes party wanna come?"
"Naw, I think Im going to party at State."
GV Bro: " Yeah this one time I smashed a girl with 8 shots in me. Then I went back and took two more and passed out."
MSU Bro: "Cool story bro." *Smashes a fifth then fucks the GV Bros Bitch"
GV girl: "Lets drink wine."
Western Guy: "*Slap*.....Just STFU."
Freshman: "Yeah so I calculated it out and for my major LCC looks really good then I will transfer to state."
Mom/Dad: "OH GAWDDDD NO! YOU WILL GO TO Grand Valley State University"
by yesman1990 February 23, 2011
The San Diego State Aztecs are the collegiate athletics and sports teams for San Diego State University (SDSU).
They have one of the best Student Sections in the country known as "The Show"
The University is also known as one of the "finest" schools in America, not due to academics, but due to how gorgeous the student body is.
They have one of the best Student Sections in the country known as "The Show"
The University is also known as one of the "finest" schools in America, not due to academics, but due to how gorgeous the student body is.
San Diego State Aztecs have the most combined Mountain West Conference Men's Basketball Championships and MWC Tournament Championships than any other team currently in the MWC.
by youropinioniswrong March 11, 2013
A gibberish form of Tamil combined with English that is written over the board of statue of new sardar vallabai patel in punjab. A horrendous translation error made by the Central Government of India to tarnish the ancient and beautiful language Tamil just because BJP(a political party) cannot rule Tamilnadu while they rule almost all states of the Nation.
Correct translation: ஒற்றுமைச் சிலை (Statue of Unity)
Correct translation: ஒற்றுமைச் சிலை (Statue of Unity)
A:What have you done with the lines? This has no meaning!
B: What do you mean?
C:Dude! It's state-uke oppi unity
B: Shit! I messed up
B: What do you mean?
C:Dude! It's state-uke oppi unity
B: Shit! I messed up
by DDirewolf November 02, 2018
1.Where people who didn't get into REAL schools, but like the idea of attending a four year university to get their degree in parole officing go.
2.Where self-sabotaging people go to ensure they fail in life.
2.Where self-sabotaging people go to ensure they fail in life.
I got a 1310 on my SAT and was therefore automatically accepted into every state school in Texas, but I hate myself and wish to piss my life away, so instead I'll go to Sam.
by Osten January 18, 2005