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El Chapo

Inspired by the ancient tradition of gerbiling (the stuffing of a small rodent into a rectum) this is by far the most titillating thing one might be able to say in order to test the water for deep penetrative exploration and/or root out your local zoophilist community. This is by far the most perfect name for your pet gerbil (or other small creature) that helps to keep things spicy down in the tunnels of love.
"Unleash El Chapo, so that way he can clear the way for the pipe I will be laying later."
"If you start acting up we are going to have to rename your pet rat, and call him El Chapo, for all the tunneling he's gonna be doing!"
Don't forget El Chapo's treats or he won't want to stop the play session."
by LovingVD July 28, 2022
mugGet the El Chapomug.

Jesse el huevon

This special human being can be seen as one of the best strikers in lions football club history. Give him the ball and witness greatness like never before.

Furthermore, it is a cocky annoying human who thinks it can mess about with anyone and do what it wants without getting hit and then gets scared.
Lastly, a Jesse is a massive simp to the female race and is a massive playboy.
Yesterday I saw a Jesse el huevon play a game of 5-a-side and it was the most amazing moment of my life.
by Simpinggod March 11, 2020
mugGet the Jesse el huevonmug.

el nutto

"Hey honey hold your breath!" El nutto!
by Narczero May 29, 2017
mugGet the el nuttomug.

El Teras

It is big, wet and likes paksimad.
Look at Mimis. He has an El Teras.
by Shidfard November 20, 2021
mugGet the El Terasmug.

The El Jeffe Dip

When you leave your colleagues high and dry at a team event while they move 100lb furniture in 6 on stilettos, while kissing your luxury clients ass. Not to mention...leaving your other clients to be entertained by the colleagues you fucked over. Again.
He did the el Jeffe dip last night!
by EVASTEELE15 September 9, 2022
mugGet the The El Jeffe Dipmug.

El Payaso

El Payaso is the nickname people get even though if they’re going through tough times they always manage to smile or make other people smile or a dude named Angel Zuniga
by EL Payaso February 29, 2024
mugGet the El Payasomug.

El chingo





































EL chingo
by Fardy retardy January 7, 2025
mugGet the El chingomug.

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