e-bsession

A persistent disturbing preoccupation with surfing the internet : obsessive online habits <an e-bsession with Reddit>

Guy 1: Gary's been locked in his room surfing the net for days now.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's suffering from e-bsession.

Guy 1: Bro, get off Facebook and come out for drinks, you're e-bsessed.

by The Great Kraken March 22, 2011

e-mortality

The state of being so prolific on the internet that your name will live forever.

Bubb Rubb attained e-mortality. But only in the morning.

by spencewah July 8, 2011

Eskimo E

Marijuana. This is what it sounds like when you are speaking about it in front of kids and you don't want to say the word so you spell it out.

Mom: Honey, did you get a chance to talk to Joe about getting some S-M-O-K-E?

Dad: Yes, dear, but he's in wait mode.

Kid: Mom, what is eskimo e?

by bhaktij July 2, 2011

e-boating

The act of 'motorboating' the virtual image of a woman breasts during video chat.

E-boating my girlfriend when I am away on business keeps our relationship exciting.

by JJ126 October 17, 2011

E Bae

Your internet girlfriend, side chick, or friend with benefits. Similar to an e thot.

*signing onto chat* “Alright, where my e baes B)”

by {demigod} May 31, 2023

E-male

An adult male who is heavily influenced by social media and whose posts are marked by excuses and over-sensitivity. He deflects instead of taking responsibility for his actions. He may enjoy male-centric podcasts or refer to all women as "females."

Girl, this E-male is in my DMs telling me to venmo him for last night's drink. Blocked!

by PAC89 January 19, 2023

Rush E

Noun, Song made by Sheet Music Boss

"If any human being actually performed this song as written here, it would probably end the world, or bring about the heat death of the universe. It would signal Armageddon"

Person: *Whips out sheet music of Rush E and puts it on the piano*
Piano: *Nervous Sweating*

by esckey123 February 4, 2023