If a person you are talking to on the internet has said something dumb or stupid then they should smack themselves 5 times to equal one of your smacks since you are not there to smack them.
by J.T September 23, 2005
Get the e-smackmug. by tornado_freek September 27, 2010
Get the e-Watchmug. With all of the modern forms of communication and document sharing, an e-sume is the electronically transferred resume and curriculum vitae of the day.
“I am ready to apply for my dream job. All I need to do is send in my e-sume,” said the recent college grad.
by ElCommissioner November 18, 2019
Get the E-sumemug. getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.
e-shanked>pwned>owned
e-shanked>pwned>owned
by karl g January 8, 2008
Get the e-shankedmug. 
To openly embarrass someone who forwards a hoax or otherwise lame email to a large group of recipients. Done by replying-all and pointing out the stupidity of it, usually with a link to a debunking article.
"My noob brother sent me the Microsoft email-tracking hoax. I had to e-shame him and sent the Snopes link to everybody on his list."
by Anonymooski September 19, 2009
Get the e-shamemug. Sirens in Greek mythology are creatures at sea that allured sailors to the point of their demise.
Today, this essence is channeled via the internet. Many men succumb to the endless barrage of women (aka "e-sirens") that expose themselves inappropriately on the internet. Much like the sailors exposed to the sirens at sea, many current men lose their willpower in the process. Coomers are the result of guys succumbing to e-sirens.
Remember how in Blade Runner 2049 there was a pink hologram of a woman that encountered Gosling's character, K, near the end of the movie? Think of that as an e-siren. It can also just be an immodest woman on the internet that guys simp over.
Today, this essence is channeled via the internet. Many men succumb to the endless barrage of women (aka "e-sirens") that expose themselves inappropriately on the internet. Much like the sailors exposed to the sirens at sea, many current men lose their willpower in the process. Coomers are the result of guys succumbing to e-sirens.
Remember how in Blade Runner 2049 there was a pink hologram of a woman that encountered Gosling's character, K, near the end of the movie? Think of that as an e-siren. It can also just be an immodest woman on the internet that guys simp over.
guy #1: "Man, Ian became such a coomer. It's a shame he seems so lifeless."
guy #2: "Yeah, that what e-sirens and succubi can do to a man."
guy #2: "Yeah, that what e-sirens and succubi can do to a man."
by schizo.lounge September 15, 2023
Get the e-sirenmug.