e-bsession

A persistent disturbing preoccupation with surfing the internet : obsessive online habits <an e-bsession with Reddit>

Guy 1: Gary's been locked in his room surfing the net for days now.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's suffering from e-bsession.

Guy 1: Bro, get off Facebook and come out for drinks, you're e-bsessed.

by The Great Kraken March 22, 2011

e-mortality

The state of being so prolific on the internet that your name will live forever.

Bubb Rubb attained e-mortality. But only in the morning.

by spencewah July 8, 2011

Eskimo E

Marijuana. This is what it sounds like when you are speaking about it in front of kids and you don't want to say the word so you spell it out.

Mom: Honey, did you get a chance to talk to Joe about getting some S-M-O-K-E?

Dad: Yes, dear, but he's in wait mode.

Kid: Mom, what is eskimo e?

by bhaktij July 2, 2011

e-boating

The act of 'motorboating' the virtual image of a woman breasts during video chat.

E-boating my girlfriend when I am away on business keeps our relationship exciting.

by JJ126 October 17, 2011

e-door

The thing that closes when you unfriend or block someone on social media, likeFacebook.

"Don't let the e-door hit you Iin the as in the way out. "

by luvmyreddog October 24, 2018

E-waz

The experience of urinating while E'd up to your tits.

1: " Where the fuck have you been? You almost missed DJ Tennis!"

2: "I double dropped green Mitsubishis and got parched as a nun's tit. I went back to camp and sculled 2 litres of coconut water, and then had to do the longest e-waz."

by OnTheLam September 30, 2018

E-male

An adult male who is heavily influenced by social media and whose posts are marked by excuses and over-sensitivity. He deflects instead of taking responsibility for his actions. He may enjoy male-centric podcasts or refer to all women as "females."

Girl, this E-male is in my DMs telling me to venmo him for last night's drink. Blocked!

by PAC89 January 19, 2023