David brearley

david brearley middle/high school is a bad school that is full of a bunch of bum ass teachers and bum ass students who don’t know how to use their fucking legs and walk. not to mention the food is absolute S H I T. the halls always smell like ripped ass . this school j smells like ass every single day. it’s probably coming from that moldy ass food these old ass lunch ladies find outta the trash can and feed us
“bro did u smell that? “

smell what?
“it smells like david brearley

OR

“this food is so bad it’s something david brearley would serve
by Angelina Calello March 29, 2022
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David Caruso

While performing coitus on a partner, the act of putting on a pair of sunglasses just before climax and screaming "Yeaaaaaaaaaah" as you ejaculate on their chest or back. Advanced users may choose to include a cheesy one-liner while putting on the sunglasses.
Dude, my girlfriend loves cheesy one-liners so much, last night I gave her a David Caruso in the bedroom.
by chiliwillie11 October 15, 2019
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David Krasavice

David Krasavice is a very self-confident and self-assured person, he likes to show his bare skin into the camera, especially his bottom He has his own YouTube channel there he is called "David Krasavice" and on Instagram he is called "Davidkkrasavice"
Who is he? He is David Krasavice!
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Sparkly David

When a man is having sex with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. He then Finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like David Bowie's makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his jizz bolt.
I gave that girl from the bar last night the most splendid sparkly David.
by SmkenKC'sfinest February 05, 2015
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David Thewlis

smart, cool dude who plays rj lupin best and actually grew up above a shophouse and is also a writer
Oh have you heard of David Thewlis
ye the the dude who runs from sex in hp right
no that's remus lupin but ye
by LupinIsLyfe140212 February 28, 2021
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David's Toybox

A white trailer used to torture and sexually torture victims in. It includes a homemade shock chair, BDSM sex toys and torture devices.
I'm gonna take that chick to David's Toybox
by SoundsAboutRight February 15, 2016
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David Zaydman

A name typically given to a Russian Jew who is tall, smart, funny, and sexy. He is athletic and would make sure you will have a good time with him no matter who you are. However, if you annoy him a lot, he would hunt you down and be an asshole to you too. He typically likes money and does one sport well. He also enjoys looking and taking pictures of cars.
Person 1: Wow is that David Zaydman?
Person 2: OMFG that is!
Both: I want to be like him.
by AwesomeDMZ May 04, 2021
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