David Bonded

When you get banned on a dating website for no reason

A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded
by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021
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david white

Sick cunt that doesn't dog the boys.
Can drink most cunts under the table.
Wouldn't be caught dead with a man bun.
Refers to good things as "gucci".
Stella shot with a rifle, his personal slogan is "drinking beer and slaying deer".
Has a huge wang.
That David White bloke is tops, just a deadset good cunt.
by Trav Bickle February 26, 2017
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David simpson

David simpson
by Unpickleable64 April 02, 2022
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Pulling a David

when one acts awkward and jerks off on the bus
by da'id March 24, 2018
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david maura

a redneck kid from connecticut who THINKS hes the shit but really he cries in his sleep. he is also very gay
Hey, dont be a David Maura because no one will like you.
by MasterMind4567 November 18, 2013
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David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground
Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon
by Ryan Peterman August 05, 2018
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