Keyser Coffee Filter 

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter

Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!

Keyser Coffee Filter by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022

jihad coffee 

Islamic coffee. Its just fucking Islamic coffee

boy 1:can i have some jihad coffee
bartender:sure

jihad coffee by mrnoseybonk February 19, 2022

Lamont Coffee 

lamont Coffee is the best boyfriend, fiance, husband you can ever find. He will listen to you. He will care for you. He will be there for you when you need him. He's the best man in your life. When I mean by "your" I also mean mines. <3.

Lamont Coffee is the best

Lamont Coffee by secreteadmire0923 March 12, 2022

Nut Coffee 

Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee

"This coffee is pretty good but I wish it was a Nut Coffee"

Nut Coffee by PlasmaDay March 25, 2022

foxy coffee 

coffee that has been brewed using various feces

cant wait to enjoy your foxy coffee babe

foxy coffee by coffeeenjoyer April 19, 2022

hot coffee 

a very amazing song...

taiya: "do u like your coffee HOOOOOOOOT"

hot coffee...

aspen: "let me be ur coffee POOOTTTTT"

leena: "u call the shots BABBBEEEEE"

corinne: "i just wanna be YOOUUUrrrrrrssss....."

hot coffee by teenyweeny69 May 13, 2022

popcorn Coffee 

Popcorn Coffee is the World's greatest rapper. Popcorn Coffee is not famous and has not released any songs yet but if you meet him in person you will understand. He has one of the most attractive faces and plays girls like monopoly. He is very cocky but that does not keep the females away. He is tall,dark and handsome. Some people say he looks like Michael B Jordan

Yo! Is that Popcorn Coffee (PC) his bars are so hard and the ladies love him.

popcorn Coffee by Dimso May 24, 2022