closet christians

1. Christians who know where to preach. This group is purely hypothetical.

The person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; Therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians.

by Jo-ann de Fabric August 23, 2006

probable cause

The "law" that allows cops to unjustly arrest minorities in America.

Cop: Look! there's a black guy sitting in the park! Probable cause says must be a drug dealer.

Black guy: gets arrested

by bambino123 September 24, 2011

close your butthole

if i kid in math class keeps farting, tell him to close his butthole!!

CLOSE YOUR BUTTHOLE,so vanessa doesnt have to keep spraying perfume. im trying to do my warmup so could you please close your butthole?

by kcisnotawelse December 3, 2007

closet hippy

someone who refuses to believe they are a hippy even though they wear tie-dye t shirts and act like a hippy.

Person 1: "You are such a closet hippy"
Person 2 (wearing tie-dye): "No Im not!!!"

by Snowboard Chick November 28, 2009

Close but no cigar

In the 19 century cigars were given as prizes at county fairs. If you didn’t win they would shout. “Close but no cigar!”

I came in second place. Close but no cigar.

by Mzbinks October 12, 2018

Emperor Of The Closet

Raging rainbow that denies they hate homos.

Luke was full of himself, but all in all, he was another Emperor Of The Closet.

by Sweet Daddy April 25, 2006

I have no clue

She has no clue.

Brian:"any ideas?"
Morgyn:"I have no clue."
Brian:"She has no clue."

by Brian4reel December 8, 2016