Prestonwood Christian Academy

where rich kids go to learn about the same stuff every year.

Friend 1: You go to Prestonwood Christian Academy?
Friend 2: Yeah, we're learning about Noah's Ark again.

by tanya "discombobulated" miller November 18, 2019

Trinity Christian School

Trinity Christian School has a ridiculous dress code. Socks could only be blue, white, black, grey, or HUNTER green. only could wear trinity sweatshirts. People got drunk in the bathroom, smoking, and sex in the parking lot, as well as they, forced under your own will to stay at school events. Love the rich, hate the poor. PreppyAF Trinity is better than Seton.

Trinity Christian School is an absolute hellhole, where they force you to stay at events and make you dress like you are from the 1800's.

by Good ol' Christian Boy November 19, 2018

Christian Death Metal

A funny oxymoron that Christian kids use to go against "The Man" and still be a "good" Christian kid. Ironicly the blasphemy, sexuality and violence of many death metal bands and songs are overlooked in this "genre".

"I went to Hot Topic and got this fuckin' sweet new shirt!"
"Cool, I got this sweet ass new spiked dog collar and this shirt that says, 'Lust is Pimp'!"
"Cool, let's go get ready for church!"

by CypressLB May 13, 2005

Christian the flute blower

An edgy fuck that likes big dicks.

BillyBobJoe - Damn, Christian the flute blower gives out great blow-jobs.

by Christian the flute blower January 22, 2019

anti-Jesus christians

A person who identifies themselves as Christian, but rejects the teachings of Jesus, by inventing morals and laws that allow them to reject the needs of others of another tribe or color.

The anti-Jesus Christians chose to hate the poor and downtrodden because they felt they were lazy and unworthy of Christ’s love.

by KernelDan September 30, 2022

bloody christian ears

Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually

Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls

by DDRJ12 December 3, 2017

Rey Christian Arendain

A very clever man living in an Island found in the Philippines named Olango.
He's kind hearted and has a lot of community involvement activites.
He is pretty handsome inside out!
A.k.a. dj ianstein gwapo

You are somewhat of Rey Christian Arendain

by djiansteingwapo April 4, 2022