Skip to main content

Cpl Canada

1. An enlisted Marine who over compensates for his diminutive stature.

2. A short man who has not come to grips with the fact that his arguments are based on misconceptions and opinion as opposed to facts.

3. A grown man whos does not meet the height requirements for the rides in Disney World. So instead settles for watching the camera's and loose items.
Yea he's really turning into Cpl Canada
by CPL LOSEY October 9, 2010
mugGet the Cpl Canadamug.

Canada's History

To recieve a blowjob with maple syrup spread on your dick while eating out a moose' pussy (or asshole) and watching the Stanley Cup.
I pulled a Canada's History yesterday with my girlfriend and this moose. It was amazing.
by Strumeister February 4, 2010
mugGet the Canada's Historymug.

Canada

Canadian: doesn’t do anything
Canadian: I’m so sorry eh
CANADA
by Whahoha December 23, 2021
mugGet the Canadamug.

Canada's History

The act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup while wearing moose and doing some chick. You must then chug the maple syrup before ejaculating.
"Did you see that guy doing Canada's history?"

"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."
by hesusismighty February 4, 2010
mugGet the Canada's Historymug.

Canada's history

semen from a very drunk man
dude, I spilled Canada's history all over that girl's face
by ratrick poony February 5, 2010
mugGet the Canada's historymug.

Wendy has gone back to Canada

from the show Parks & Recreation when Tom Havorford's ex wife, Wendy, goes back to Canada in season 3.

means that you have no chance of getting with someone.
A-hey that girl is pretty cute
B-yeah, well, Wendy has gone back to Canada
by PhilMcCrackin12345678 March 17, 2011
mugGet the Wendy has gone back to Canadamug.

Canada's History

A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length
Angela got a little Canada's History at that frat party last night
by FreakinWeekend February 4, 2010
mugGet the Canada's Historymug.

Share this definition