bacon bit

very small tits

____has bacon bits

by goldenbacon March 21, 2018

Bacon bits

Off my tits

So I was in a club on E ans I was totally off my bacon bits

by Belta-Boy July 20, 2024

Bacon Bit

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast

im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first

by Blankyyy December 18, 2017

the big tasty bacon burger

The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.

guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger

by your wifes gardener November 15, 2021

Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was good until it wasn't.

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 07, 2020

porky bacon

Carnivorous equivalent of cream of the crop.

"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"

"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."

by THEnoB May 16, 2014

Western Bacon Cheeseburger

When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit

"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"

by sonic12576 August 03, 2016