Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently

<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

Aids

Jonas

Jonas is aids.

by Olole February 12, 2018

AIDS

When you get fucked in the ass by EA.

How did fut champs go yesterday?
Bad, I got aids.

by FIFAGOD128 January 31, 2017

in aid of

in order to help (something or someone)

The event is being held in aid of charity

by mikeyannie February 6, 2017

AIDS

This is something that only retarded people have when they thought it was smart to have sex with a monkey (Ryan Maxted).

Ryan maxted had sex with a gorilla 100 times last summer and got aids

by Aidmuncher69 October 24, 2019

AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019

Aids

Aiden played fortnite and he got aids

my dad got aids from playing fortnite

by FunnyDics October 25, 2019