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Z hujami, nie wygraz

- A phrase used in the Polish language when an individual faces a particular situation that causes them to give up all sense of hope because they realize that no matter what they do, they will not win.

- The direct Polish to English translation is “With Dicks, you’ll never win,” however, the less offensive and more proper translation is “No one ever wins when they’re dealing with SOBs.”

- Slightly similar to the English phrases “being between a rock and a hard place” and “being a small pawn in a large game,” as well as, a minuscule connection to the phrase “shit flows downstream.”
SON: What happened dad, you look very depressed?
FATHER: I got a BS speeding ticket for going 38 MPH on a 35 MPH road.
SON: You should go to court and fight that. It’s impossible not to go slightly over the speed limit while driving.
FATHER: There is no use son, “Z hujami, nie wygraz!”
by Tomek Bradyowski October 17, 2012
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Z.

Any misguided individual who is in blatant denial and/or so completely deluded as to be completely beyond reasoning with. Sometimes used to address just any hapless individual.
"Yeah... You just keep telling yourself that, Z."
by 179ummmm November 8, 2020
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R/Z

A type of whining usually reserved for a toddler that an adult male exhibits when he’s unhappy.
“Dude, did you see Gil’s texts this morning? He was crying some R/Z tears”
by Mind_surgeon June 2, 2022
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Z-Lowing

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.
I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?
by kali0055 August 20, 2013
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Z-Minus

A grade far below the typical F. So poor that fail would be an understatement. A very bad score.

From Peanuts comics, where Peppermint Patty often gets "Z Minus" grades on her homework, tests, etc...
Some yellow rag gave Concord a AAAAA rating. I give it a Z-Minus.
by Maschinenmensch April 9, 2025
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agent z

+ do you like zplusfour?
- i prefer agent z
by moon flower fields September 25, 2022
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Generation Z

(noun)
a collective noun for people born from 1995 to 2010.
person 1: i was born in 2004.
person 2: so you're Generation Z.
by jan Kanon August 8, 2023
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