Windows Live

Proof Microsoft should be burned to the ground. They are now copying Googles GMail because they were losing power over e-mail users because anyone with half a brain or more (the rest of you stuck with MSN and shud die immediatly) moved to the better, faster, stronger service offered by Google.

(Google is now becoming corrupt and stupid too and still refuses to offer Linux/Mac OS programs but its still better than Microsoft)

Zomg look! Google has a new service that offers 1000x the storage we do and dosent use 10 AD's a page or dozens of cliparts/icons everywhere you look! I cant beleive it there pages actually LOAD sometimes too! We have to do something about this!

I HAVE AN IDEA LETS OFFER 250 MEGS, THATS SO AMAZING THAT NOBODY WILL EVER LOOK ELSEWHERE...
but they did...
LETS JUST COPY THEM DAMNIT!
And thus, Windows Live was born!

by Koric January 13, 2006

Windowarm

Painful marks usually around the inner elbow caused by hanging/dangling one's arm out the window. Can also be found on the bottom of one's arm also. This sometimes is accompanied by a one sided farmer tan.

After driving for an hour or two on a hot summer day, Bob's windowarm was killing him and he had a sun burn,

by Deathyak August 6, 2009

Windowie

A building usually a corporate hell hole that is primarily made of windows.

"If you drive down the street you will see a big, tall, windowie building on your right. thats my office"

by evil vet October 28, 2011

windows task manager

to end things

or show every task

pls use windows task manager to end windows explorer.

by tre2012 September 6, 2015

Windows Batch File

A file that can mess up your computer.

Guy 1: I Downloaded a file called Free minecraft.bat (Windows Batch File) off of Mediafire!
Guy 2: Are you stupid?
Guy 1: too late, My PC Is now toast.

by JamezWebResearch August 15, 2017

Windowledging

The act of waiting for a romantic interests current relationship to end before making a move.

Do you like Helen? Yeah, I am windowledging because she is currently seeing Jeff.

by D42V January 30, 2018

Windows 98

A clusterfuck, or shit show. As describing someone stumbling along in a presentation or explanation. Refers to the Windows 98 operating system crashing during its initial demonstration.

Doug, I'm not going to just sit here while you Windows 98 your way through the presentation.

by Tender Vittles9 April 20, 2020