Canada

A cold icy dark foreboding place located north of the great ice wall. Dangerous due to being populated by wildlings, giants, the undead, and white walkers .

Ned Stark: We are safe from the evil horde from Canada due to the great ice wall.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Canada's History

When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness

Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.

by DA-U February 4, 2010

Canada Dry

When your fucking a girl in winter and it’s to cold to finish in her

Boy 1 How was last night with Suzy

Boy 2 not good it was to cold in my house (because I’m a no good bum who can’t pay my heat bill) do I had to give her a Canada Dry

by At Dickyloud January 1, 2021

Canada

A country where the bears run wild and the people are nice. Canada has big city and is all wilderness .All they do is play hockey and listen to Drake while drinking whiskey and beers. They love watching the one Basketball team in Canada too

Guy 1- Where are we going?
Guy 2-We are going to Canada

Guy 1-Where’s that?
Guy 2-It’s in Montana

Guy 1- Ok that makes sense

by the_comrade_memepage March 22, 2019

Canada Dry

When your fucking a girl in winter and it’s to cold to finish in her

Boy 1 How was last night with Suzy

Boy 2 not good it was to cold in my house (because I’m a no good bum who can’t pay my heat bill) do I had to give her a Canada Dry

by At Dickyloud January 1, 2021

Canada's History

To recieve a blowjob with maple syrup spread on your dick while eating out a moose' pussy (or asshole) and watching the Stanley Cup.

I pulled a Canada's History yesterday with my girlfriend and this moose. It was amazing.

by Strumeister February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length

Angela got a little Canada's History at that frat party last night

by FreakinWeekend February 4, 2010