Mike: So, what did you guys do over the weekend?
Steve: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was Pumping Slop all weekend!
Steve: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was Pumping Slop all weekend!
by Kyuubinoneko October 14, 2019

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.
Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.
Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.
Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.
by John Steinbech April 28, 2011

Me: Hey Sharon how are you today?
Sharon: FUCKING AWESOME, I'VE BEEN PUMPING ASS ALL MORNING!
Me: ummm... that's good..
Sharon: FUCKING AWESOME, I'VE BEEN PUMPING ASS ALL MORNING!
Me: ummm... that's good..
by Marks920 July 22, 2016

by Pensé s November 13, 2018

The act of penetration in a rapid efficient manner when time and environment constraints are abundant
My breaks only twenty minutes wanna Ryobi Pump... This wedding fuckin blows, let's Ryobi Pump right quick
by McGraze May 30, 2024

by tonyan March 30, 2024

by Wildbill304 July 2, 2021
