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Colgate Move

1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"
Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move

Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !

Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**

Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...

Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE

Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)

**end of scene** or should i say real life
by King Piccolo(himself) December 9, 2012
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Move furniture

To have sex with someone. If the sex is loud you move furniture to cover the sound
Move furniture: Hey Babe let’s move the furniture. So the kids won’t hear your moan for loud.
by Ry the don January 8, 2022
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The leanne move

Neglecting your child. Allowing your relatives to look after them for most of the time because you want to get drunk and high all the time. Proceeding to abandon your child because you want to go to a barbecue which is much more important than your child, right?
Continuing to haunt your child by constantly making outrageous claims to the police in order to ruin their life.
"she really just left her kid to get drunk and high all the time. A barbecue is not as important as a child."

"and she is continuing to haunt them by constantly making outrageous claims to the police."

"Are they trying to ruin that kid's life? That's so cruel."
"Isn't there a word fir this peculiarly specific situation. "
"yeah, the leanne move."
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021
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fatty move

An action that enables a person to aquire unhealthy food in the laziest way possible. Such as rolling the edges down the edges of a potatoe chip bag to get at the chips at the bottom.
Judy totaly just pulled a fatty move; she finished the ice cream straight out of the tub and used a plastic spoon so she wouldn`t have any dishes.
by Fritzler September 26, 2007
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Saitama: Killer move: Serious series: Serious punch

Boros: OH SHI-

Boros: (dead)

Saitama: ez
Saitama used Killer move: Serious series: Serious punch on Boros
by ()|\|3 P!3C3 F@n January 23, 2024
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Cock move

When someone who doesn’t need a RB handcuffs the friends inured RB by throwing all available points
My friend Geno threw 90% of his FAB at Mikey Davis after mccafrey got hurt, Major cock move
by Z NYC September 23, 2020
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The most unfunny and unoriginal comment you can ever find on a YouTube
short.
Unfunny person: "never let them know your next move, purple"

Person with brain: "Stfu"
by CumSockLicker April 6, 2023
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