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the best country. Canada has the bravest army and has never been invaded and has helped other countries during ww1 and ww2. One Canadian killed 300 germans who were trying to invade one of their allies. Canada also has access to a super weapon stronger than anything in the world… Geese
Kyle: Dude Canada sucks
Dave: Dude Canada is best country. Canada has the bravest army and has never been invaded and has helped other countries during ww1 and ww2. One Canadian killed 300 germans who were trying to invade one of their allies. Canada also has access to a super weapon stronger than anything in the world… Geese
by SomeDudeFromCanada October 17, 2021
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Canada's History

To recieve a blowjob with maple syrup spread on your dick while eating out a moose' pussy (or asshole) and watching the Stanley Cup.
I pulled a Canada's History yesterday with my girlfriend and this moose. It was amazing.
by Strumeister February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length
Angela got a little Canada's History at that frat party last night
by FreakinWeekend February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

semen from a very drunk man
dude, I spilled Canada's history all over that girl's face
by ratrick poony February 5, 2010
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Canada's history

Sexual act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
"She refused to do Canada's history with me"
"Bitch"
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CaNaDa

I am sorry, my son beat your hockey team.
"Since we are in Canada, shall we enjoy some sex?"
"No"
"I'm sorry for asking pardon"
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Canada's History

Failed magazine renaming because old name referred to PORN!
The Beaver was censored by search engines and renamed Canada's History.
by CBNationKrae February 5, 2010
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