Christian Central Academy

A school that treats white females like angels, other females like humans, white males like dogs, and other males like donkeys.

You hear of all the 11th grade girls at Christian Central Academy getting pregnant?

by Aaron Canales December 15, 2021

Adventure Academy

Something the creators of ABCmouse.com made that targets older kids (by older, I mean 8-13)

"Bruh I'm over 13 and I don't have kids stop showing me Adventure Academy ads"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy

Full of hypocritical pricks who think they're hard as shit, their SENCO is absolutely shocking, and people who are from Blakenall starts shagging their cousin in the disabled green toilets, and those whos parents make more than 50k a year, youll fit in with the snobby group of kids in year 10. If people actually want to come here, make sure you arent gay, trans, autistic/disabled, because you'll end up hanging yourself with a noose. Teachers obviously take sides with the popular kids and Mr Riley's bald head is a national treasure.

"Don't take your kid to Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy, you'll regret it."

by LithiumSnortium June 1, 2023

Carlton Yute academy

Carlton Yute academy, often referred to as CYA, is basically hogwarts but for young trappers. Students there will partake in such courses as ‘ making opp boy do ten toes’, ‘ lingo’, ‘ running the streets’, and many more ‘cheeky’ activities. CYA often partakes in school trips visiting notorious venues such as Stokesley Trap house, Carlton cotton picking factory and St Augustines Anglican Church.

My current education is in the hands of Carlton Yute Academy.

by Sufian’s bf June 23, 2021

Deadwood Heath Academy

A ded school located in Birmingham close to an area called alum rock where you’ll find many roadman wannabes chilling thinking they’re Escobar after watching narcos and listening to grime

The school is full of ded girls with dead faces like zombies and even worse personslities who claim they can link any guy but can’t even dip yard past 5pm

What’s that prison full of of students particularly ded girls called?
Deadwood Heath Academy?

by K.silva December 13, 2018

Sarum Academy

a secondary school in bemerton heath which is full of strict af teachers but they can be nice to you at times, the head of the school is mrs moore and she does not tolerate any shit from pupils. the school itself is basically the new Ohio to be fair as most of the people that attend the school are chavs and they think that they are hard the school always win a boccia tournament every year because they are the fucking goats of boccia and they also have this place called the hub which is full of speccy twats

sarum academy is the new ohio in 2022

by big fat tubby December 28, 2022

Andrews Osborne Academy

A place where sophomores Juul and share mother fucking teas and Chinese people get straight A.

Mag: Andrews Osborne Academy?
Ryan: Mango pods.

by Random Chinese Scholar May 24, 2019