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Golden Retriever person

A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.

Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.

Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy
“What does a golden retriever person look like?”

“She is the golden retriever in our relationship.”
by Ophen October 14, 2023
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small person syndrome

When a short person tries to over compensate for their size by being an arsehole. It is sometimes shortened to SPS when used descretely among people who are not very tall.
"That guy is such a dick; he must have a severe case of small person syndrome."
by Lord Tachanka November 23, 2017
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The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia is the cutest person in existence. She’s so precious and tiny. No one can convince me otherwise, not even Talia herself.
Naomi: Talia was soo cute today

Bull: I know right? She must be The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia: I’MNOTCUTE-
by bull_loafs_talia April 28, 2020
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Montessori Personality Disorder

Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.

Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends

- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking

Treatment: rehab

Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”

Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”

Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
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the person you punch

the person you punch is next to you
the person you punch is next to you
by ryan vorvory June 4, 2019
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Monkey in a person suit

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.
by Elburno October 3, 2011
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