Hi-Jaked

The process of being taken, schooled, taught a lesson or having something stolen from oneself in a suave or debonair fashion by a person named Jake. This usually relates to interactions with females and other social activities but can also pertain to video games, sports, an several categories of work/employment.

Not to be confused with hijacked which mainly correlates to the above listed items and a person bearing the name Jack.

"Hey, that girl is giving me the look; I think i might go and talk to her"
"Better hurry up man, I saw Jake around here and you don't want to get Hi-Jaked, it keeps happening every time one of those Jakes shows up"

by mr.nickel February 25, 2010

Jake Bundy

An absolute cock head. Someone who has no respect for women, calls everyone fat, and thinks hes a pro hacker. He will tell you your father molested you repeatedly, and will stick up for pedophiles. If you ever get called a ''Jake Bundy'' you should probably consider ending your life.

''Dude you're being such a dickhead, I should call you a Jake Bundy''

by Anon101000011110101 June 14, 2017

Nayomi and jake

The hottest couple ever Nayomi is hot asf and Jake has a massive cock

Man Nayomi and jake are the hottest couple ever.

by Hacob42069 November 21, 2021

Jake Ryan

A good friend but can easily get grumpy. Likes beer and rock concerts. He can get very stubborn at times but is a loyal person.

Hey have you seen Jake Ryan?
Jake Ryan the cool guy?
Yeah!
He's there with all those hot girls!
Oh man, I wish I was Jake Ryan!

by Over_the_rainbow June 7, 2019

Jake Paul

A snake and liar unlike his brother Logan, his rapping is worse

Have you heard Jake Paul’s rap?
Yeah! It fucking sucks!

by UrbanSkater January 11, 2018

jake schmidt

A type of kid who plays video games all the time. Jake is A wumbo. He is also is a type of kid who plays video games with a grease monster. The greasiness tends to rub off on him.

Jakers is such a snowflake. Dont be a Jake Schmidt

by Zman2112 February 13, 2018

Jake Paul

FAKE as implants

Did you see that gucci belt its totally jake paul

by Xbi June 2, 2018