e-smack

If a person you are talking to on the internet has said something dumb or stupid then they should smack themselves 5 times to equal one of your smacks since you are not there to smack them.
Fat Girl: I would like to get to know you some time.
Kyle: Hell naw you need to e-smack yourself.
by J.T September 07, 2005
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E-barrassment

To embarrass someone through the use of digital means such as the uploading of questionable pictures in electronic communities or to be mentioned in the facebook or msn status of someone you are not getting along with for the rest of the world to see..
Dude, I know you are mad at me, but was there a real need to upload the pic of me pucking at the new year party? Talk about E-barrassment!

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Yep, they had a very nasty breakupt last time I checked her facebook she was e-barrasing the hell out of him by mentioning she is no longer dating guys with performance problems.
by El Cuni August 05, 2009
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E-Pumpkin

e-pumpkins are usually pumpkins who play games online and can be found on either twitter or discord, they send pieces of pumpkin and pumpkin pictures or even sell them. They can also be found on twitch, the difference between a normal pumpkin who plays video games and an e-pumpkin is that an e-pumpkin begs for money or sells parts of itself for it.
*Pumpkin being carved on stream*
Viewer: That pumpkin is such an E-Pumpkin
by AdventureApollo October 13, 2020
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e key

(Not to be confused with one of several keys on a piano or related instrument)

Possibly the most versatile and ubiquitous button on a computer's keyboard performs all of the following with standard Macros:

Opens inventory in MineCraft
Calls for the Medic in Team Fortress 2
Picks up an item in any Source Engine game that is not TF2
Lets you travel faster than a pathetic crawl in Oblivion
Picks up carry-able items in the Borderlands Games
Opens chat in some multiplayer games (though far less common than T, Y, U, or C)

And if you're not a gamer, It does provide one other function, it is the second most commonly typed key in normal text editing, second only to the space bar (including Word, Facebook, Twitter, and even right here on Urban Dictionary.)
I hate it when someone keeps spamming the E key in Team Fortress 2.
The puzzles in Portal and Half Life are fun as long as you have a functioning E key.
This sentence uses the E key eleven times.
by GamingFanatic June 21, 2014
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e-blivious

Someone who consistently answers emails with short, unintelligible responses that are seemingly unrelated to anything being discussed.
Did he even read this email before responding? He's fucking e-blivious!
by blam-co December 15, 2010
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e-gallivanting

To visit from one website to another in the pursuit of pleasure or entertainment
I should have been writing my paper, but I was e-gallivanting.

When I e-gallivant, I tend to visit Facebook, Youtube, and Twitter.

Myspace is where the douchebags and some music lovers e-gallivant.
by mischief81 September 29, 2010
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e-meet

e-meet (verb, transitive )

To first encounter a person via electronic communication, texting, internet: especially social media, teleconferencing, and VOIP.
I e-meet new people on Facebook, and we can become close friends, even though we have never actually met in person.
by Heartonsleeve July 01, 2020
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