California Omelette

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.

Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

California Republican

A California Republican is identified as socially liberal and economically conservative.

Are you republican? Well, I am California Republican. I am socially liberal but economically, I am conservative.

by AldashX951 July 30, 2025

California Dad

A middle-aged white male that (usually) lives in a Southern California suburb. They are slightly overweight with a chubby face and balding. They will wear a baseball cap with sunglasses, short-sleeve shirt, cargo shorts, white socks with sneakers. They spout liberal propaganda any chance they get (which is strange because they come off as strict). They are often completely clueless about the world around them, because they will read a random statistic off of the local newspaper about how their community is "the safest in the tri-county area" and they will take it as fact and then lecture kids about how "good they have it" no matter how many incidents of crime affect those kids or show up in their neighborhood. And when it happens they often will brush it off as "kids being kids" because they did that when they were younger so they think it's normal. A California Dad is one of the most useless people you will ever meet.

"Did you tell your dad about how you had a bottle thrown at you?" - friend #1

"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1

by plus-size albert December 29, 2020

california basil

Another term for marijuana, weed, etc.

Pothead 1: Hey, you got that California Basil on you?

Pothead 2: yeah, here you go man, light up.

by gti116 December 28, 2015

California Gold Rush

When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.

I gave my girlfriend a California Gold Rush and now I need to buy new sheets.

by FredQuackington April 4, 2023

California Virgin

someone who hasn’t done butt stuff

Kaitlyn is the biggest california virgin i’ve ever met

by ladykiller97 October 25, 2022

california nickel

Someone that is neutral in their attraction. They are neither ugly nor pretty. You are not usually opposed to being around them but would not invite them you your birthday party.

This girl is pretty hot.

Eh. She's a California Nickel.

by Iamthegullible December 17, 2013