Samrt

Smart but spelled wrong because you're actually an idiot.

That's right, I sold my life to NFTs! You don't even have to thank me, I'm too samrt.

by breadpuff February 14, 2022

Shart

A shart is when you play Russian Roulette with your butthole and you get the bullet.

Guy 1: "Dude, what happened to Dave? How did he die?"

Guy 2: "Oh, well he was playing Russian Roulette with his butt and got a shart."

by DeathclawFallout August 21, 2012

scART

the art of giving yourself a scar in an artful way, for instance, cutting a pattern or number into your arm.

Did you see the scart on that guy's arm?

by we_are_omega January 6, 2010

smarty cunt

also known as (smart ass) dad used it this is milliganus

stop being a smarty cunt

ha ha smart cunt

by jim milligan aka skillz aka piper June 9, 2004

smarty

A person who scores hatricks in the Olympics. To score three goals once is a Hatrick the second Hatrick is considered a SMARTY.

Oh man one Hatrick is crazy to get but to get a smarty that's unbelievable.

by bmasch September 12, 2010

Shart

Taking a shit and farting at the same time.

Hoping to take a quiet shit but a fart echoes in the bowl, causing everyone in the public bathroom to know you just sharted.

by Calilily June 2, 2013

street smarts

a tv show that has the most stupid, idiotic, brain dead people that were ever born.

street smarts would probably ask the question "are you to stupid to live?" and "did your mother ever have any children that lived?" these are the people that could answer these questions and probably get them wrong.

by tomo'd July 20, 2008