Cancer Shaft

A legionized flesh apparatus.

The woman left me with a Cancer Shaft.

by Michael Coffey May 13, 2008

blame shifting reprobate

person that vigorously evades person responsibility for their action.

after calling Sandra Fluke a "slut" and "prostitute" and asking for sex video to be posted online. Rush Limbaugh claims he acted like a Democrat, that's what a blame shifting reprobate would do

by chicagotom4099 December 14, 2012

shifting gears

to give a guy a hand job

dude she loves shifting gears she said to me her after school

by Roger S January 17, 2008

sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.

megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter

by john September 28, 2003

shiatload

it happens when you did not use your "tool" for a long time.

omg what shiatload of man-milk

by Big D March 17, 2005

Shaft Cleaner

Matt was Cleaning Shafts all night

Shaft cleaner hahaha loser

by Woooooooooooooooooooooooo September 30, 2008

Shafting

Masturbating in public

Dude, that guy is masturbating on front of everyone, hes shafting

by Drewdiekang November 13, 2017