hanging the pot on

Stalling for time to get away with something. Seems to be common in SE England but no mention of origin anywhere online. Please post up if you know!

Little Susan was keeping very quiet reading, which she never did. "Come on", said her father, "its bedtime - you're hanging the pot on."

by SouthernNomad November 4, 2021

Happy ketchup pot

When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.

Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”

by Lilli_Bit November 6, 2021

Free 50 pot

Naoh

Noah is a free 50 pot

by Piss baby January 3, 2022

Free 50 pot

When someone is a trash at fortnite you call the a free 50 pot

This kid is a free 50 pot

by James23Smith February 19, 2022

Optic fondue pot

An optic fondue pot is when a male partner shits into an eye socket and skull fucks it.

Hey girl, want me to give you an optic fondue pot?

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022

Italian Hot Pot

When you nut, piss, and shit in a tub and bathe in it

Dude Ariston why did you do the Italian Hot Pot last nigh!!

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Day-Care Pot

You and your boys all put a sperm sample into the same pot to make a mix of 2+ babies.

Person 1: hey what’s this little pot?
Person 2: oh that’s just mine and my friends day-care pot

by butteredpopcorn August 15, 2022