small person syndrome

When a short person tries to over compensate for their size by being an arsehole. It is sometimes shortened to SPS when used descretely among people who are not very tall.

"That guy is such a dick; he must have a severe case of small person syndrome."

by Lord Tachanka November 23, 2017

3rd Person Fuckboy

Is where a person is unknowingly a fuckboy yet goes around calling out other fuckboys and saying how much of a fuckboy they are while being a fuckboy.

"He's a fuckboy and doesn't even know it yet. He's stuck in 3rd Person Fuckboy POV."

by KungFu Hearn May 23, 2016

straightest gay person

A person who is part of the LGBTQ+ but acts very straight(usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)

Wow, Becky is the straightest gay person I know!

by Big L, loser btw November 1, 2021

cutest person alive

I am the cutest person alive!

Every single girl: Damn he is the cutest person alive
Me: *nods in agreement*

by CarterIsSmart69 August 1, 2021

personal high five

a gesture of congratulation or celebration in which a person slaps their raised palms together in the absence of a friend to share an exciting moment with.

Chuck landed a big promotion but couldn't tell co-workers so he settled for a personal high five.

by JGun March 25, 2011

Monkey in a person suit

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.

Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.

by Elburno October 3, 2011

coffee person/addict

An individual whose life revolves and is based on the concept of coffee. Is either an complete addict or requires some type of caffeine in a equivalent or exceeding amount to make up for the missing cup they did not get. In some extreme cases when an addict is encountered they might be extremely ill mannered towards you for the following: interrupting their beverage, not yet receiving sed beverage, and just not liking you or their day in general.

yes I am this person

Jack: Hey Kayla

Kayla: Well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. Like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? Shit you just ruined my whole day!

Jack: Well....Im sorry...see you later

Kayla: Dammit I need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. Why tf did you just have to talk to me?.......You might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!

Jack whispering: Damn coffee person/addict

by orgasmicknowledgespiter August 9, 2017