Noodle Head

Shayla.

Shayla is a Noodle Head

by UhhDuckOnQuack August 21, 2021

Oodle a noodle

To look at nudes

Why would I want to oodle a noodle from some random online?

I oodled a noodle and I wish I hadn't.

by w34t567u August 26, 2021

spicey noodles

kissing in a rough way

they were eating spicey noodles

by BigdickGeert September 1, 2021

Noodling

To be strong and unyielding yet flexible when moist.

Dude that funky bass drop had my noodling all night!

by NoodDudz September 3, 2021

Snot Noodle

A noodle like snot projection resulting from a sneeze.

Did you see that kid over there? He sneezed a six inch Snot Noodle!

by Woodrow Longfellow June 22, 2021

Popped a Noodle

Hear your wee-wee cracking in a way that you wish it would be spine instead.

Mike, what happened?
I jumped onto my bed while being hard and Popped a Noodle

by Kriest June 24, 2021

Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021