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schlong monkey

"I'm gonna get me a schlong monkey tonight."
by Cleofus April 1, 2007
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chopper monkey

older kids/preteens who hang out in front of price chopper from 6-8 pm on weekdays
We encountered a group of chopper monkeys playing hakkey sack. we calmly walked around them without making eye contact or sudden movements and were safe.
by snowandskibaby December 13, 2006
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monkey meal

A meal consisting of mushy peas, sausages, gravy and chips. usually enjoyed after a long day at work, may also take a while to cook.
Yo dig! wana monkey meal?
by mida moo November 21, 2007
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pledge monkey

One who is new to a fraternity, also refered to as pledge bitch.
Hey pledge monkey, go fill my cup with ice.

PLEDGE MONKEY OF ONE!
PC 07
by pledge monkey 07 December 11, 2007
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monkey kitty

a badass grey kitten who's owned by a chonga and a favorite among the alley cat chumps. She prowls the streets of miami beach in a multi-striped halter walking on a leash. She smells real sexy like and will pounce if you step on her game. tha's right
"Damn Milagros, where'd monkey kitty learn to creep all all puma like dat?"
by Odelis April 9, 2008
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Box Monkey

Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a box monkey for UPS."
by Kittylace August 28, 2008
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monkey dip

When a female does not arch her back correctly while receiving doggy style which forces the male to penetrate at an awkward angle usually up and down or at an augmented angle in a bouncing movement causing the engagement of the hamstrings and other leg muscles.
Rachel doesn't know how to arch her back man, I had to monkey dip her all night my legs are killing me.
by __kungfupanda__ November 25, 2014
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