heavy mind

clumsy mind, dull-witted, stupid

If you don't know such obvious things, then you really are a heavy mindd

by Fextice June 18, 2024

MAGA Mind Virus

A phenomenon that causes people to approach issues with an extreme right-wing perspective, usually in a way that aligns with the viewpoints of the MAGA Movement in the United States. Those afflicted also refuse to consider alternate viewpoints, instead shutting down what they think is dissent by assuming them to be radical, dangerous or unpatriotic.

Elon Musk: At last, we've eradicated the Woke Mind Virus!
Twitter User: That's right, brother! Next we'll destroy the MAGA Mind Virus!
Elon Musk: ...
Twitter User: We're gonna destroy the MAGA Mind Virus, right...?

by AlabamaSword January 24, 2025

Mind-Stalker

An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.

Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.

by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011

Liquid Minded

Implying that a person (older than 14) is not mature due to a statement that they made in replying to you.

Guy1: After we done playing we gonna be real dirty.

Guy2: Agh sick dude why you telling me?

Guy1: . . . mxm. . . Dude why you gotta be so liquid minded?

by Vinchenzo Salvator December 01, 2015

Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Day

October 15th

Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉

I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.

by ecargvas October 12, 2021

Ell minded

People who pronounce the sound "il" like "el"

Ex. Ellegal

Person 1: I love Ellinois
Person 2: *pulls out a fucking shotgun* you ell minded worgjhlaiwr;filaerhguwre.ghapeurhflusdhflishgiulareghsluaerghlesurghsufgilsuerglghlseiruh

by Zingle Zimbabwean May 06, 2023

Don't mind em

A term used when ones nipples are seen poking through their shirt.

"I know my nipples are poking through, don't mind em!"

by march1st February 27, 2024