may 27

The day to fuck him/her

On may 27:

Me: Imma fuck him
My friend: Why?
Me: It’s May 27

by Thinksksks May 26, 2021

may 29th

national punch jack and zack day

hey did you know may 29th is national punch jack or zack day?

by lolsus12345 May 26, 2021

May 27

A day where you gather a group of your shortest friends and have them to fight to see who gets to win pair of stilts

Hey wanna help me on May 27
Help with what?
We gather short people and make them fight
Wait isn't that like the Josh fig-- nevermind I'm in

by Holidays_Post May 26, 2021

May 28

National steal your tall friends dog

"Hey do you know where my dog is?"
"When did it go missing"
"May 28"
"Oh I stole it"

by Holidays_Post May 27, 2021

May 27

Shave you Asshole and send it to gram gram

Hey did you hear about may 27

No what is it about
Well you have to shave your asshole and send the hair to gram gram

by __sorry._ May 27, 2021

May 29th

international girlfriend day go appreciate your girlfriend. tell her you love her and hangout with her

zak: hey baby wanna hangout

liz: yeah it is national girlfriend day

zak:i know i could never forget May 29th

by dghnvhjvd May 29, 2021

May 29th

National be nice to your girlfriend day.

hey isaiah, that’s your girlfriend. be nice it’s may 29th.

by not420kait May 29, 2021