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Opinions Are Like Assholes.

Keep your thoughts to yourself. Fools are better seen than heard.
If wanted your opinion I would have asked for it! Dont you know opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and most of them stink.
by The Savage Legend June 20, 2009
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I like your boots

A gay code for "hey you're cute/hot, are you gay too?"

The response to this (if the person being told this, is gay) is "thanks I took them from a unicorn"
"Hey I like your boots"
"Thanks I took them from a unicorn"
by QueerChild April 9, 2018
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It do be like that

When something common or (can be) relatable happens that sucks. This can often be said to ease the tension and sometimes be funny.
Friend 1: Yeah, Ms. Snickle gave me a 65 on my test!
Friend 2: It do be like that!
by Budzygames June 16, 2019
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boxed like a fish

when sapnap exists, you tell him he’s boxed like a fish cause he’s bad
you’re bad? you’re dogwater? you’re freer than a costco sample? you’re boxed like a fish? you’re freer than a public bathroom? did i ask? any askers? from the makers of frozen 1 comes frozen 2?
by karl jacobs :) January 17, 2021
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to act like an austrian

to act like an austrian implies showing respect to your mom cuz she gave you birth even though she can be pretty stupid sometimes
A: hey B my mom is so stupid. you know how shes lookin for sex on the internet and then calls random men just to fuck em

B: wow thats not cool A but you gotta act like an austrian and respect her even though shes an assface

A: hey dont call her assface. stop acting like a german and insult random people

to act like an austrian / show respect to your mother
by NKTE December 31, 2011
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We like to drink with

A classic British chant, often chanted in a crowed pub when you've challenged your mate to down their drink. The song is there to both encourage and put pressure on them. If they don't finish in time it's time for verse two!
We like to drink with kai cause kai is our mate! And when we drink with kai, he finishes in 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

*hasn't finished his drink*
Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? He's no fucking use to anyone, he's no fucking use at all! He's a cunt he's a cunt, he's a C U N T cunt!
by cracker456 December 26, 2020
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you'd like to be

the correct comeback when one male, in anger, yells out to another male, "UP YOUR ASS!"
BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!
by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008
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