Jacob

Jacob is a complete fucking peice of shit who is nothing more than a ditwit idiot. But sometimes he's pretty cool.

Jacob's a shithead but cool when you get to know him

by Frankendorf April 12, 2019

Jacob

A serious dipshit who has no concept of a woman, tends to be a virgin until death. Frequently has anger autism outbreaks do to little man and small penis syndrome. Typically thinks he can rap and fight. Also tends to weigh under 100 pounds and have vigorous battle with winds. Looks all bone, no muscle. Sound cloud: jdnk (Know Who You Are)

that little faggot jacob cant hit a ball

by NRHS J DUNk April 16, 2019

Jacob

black boy who hates eggs and misses the bus. also eyes, he hates eyes. cooks olive oil. hates his cat. punched his gf

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omg Jacob punched his girlfriend? She probably deserved it, that fucking whore....

by Toasterr.Juice November 29, 2019

Jacob

An annoying boy who looks like a gay ugly fish who is really stupid and is single for life also he likes someone named

Person 1: Is that Jacob? He looks gay
Person 2: YEPPP

by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019

Jacob

A really gay person who has 1 friend and is single. He typically loves guys and is gay af! He always has poop in his pants!

Person 1: Jacob is gay
Person 2: YES OFF HIS NAME IS JACOB

by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019

jacob

loves slamming girls like dannielle

* jacob see's dannielle * *boing*
*jacob what the f**k was that*
*dannielle* that is some big dick energy

by rbrbklwu, tbh23ui kjhfnqdk,nd December 4, 2019

Jacob

When u first me Jacob he is sweet and funny but once you really get to know him you realise that he's quite immature, annoying and loud.
If you have a Jacob in your life forget about his existence.

Girl 1: Jacob is a dick
Girl 2: I told you

by Majeymoo December 7, 2019