jacob

best in basketball dont fuck with him or he'll beat the mess out of you or slam u

jacob the best

by jdish October 17, 2019

Jacob cloud

A little speaker brat that joins your Xbox party when no one invited him

Rylee put the party on public so I can join. No Jacob cloud will join. Oh yeah I forgot about him 🙄

by Fwies April 30, 2023

Jacob

A man with a massive ass, Jewish penis. He has lots of money to pay to smash but all the ladies pay him back plus more for his penis. He likes anime and hentai but nobody cares and watches it with him.

Girl: I want to fuck Jacob so bad
Girl 2: I heard his dick is massive!
Girl: I hope it doesn't break me!

by Jakdib April 20, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is deeply sarcastic and the biggest flirt you know. he’s not as annoying as other cis-het white men though. i guess he’s alright.

Jacob is fine.

by xtine93 November 23, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a boy that every one wants to fuck

Jacob I wanna fuck you

by mother fucking dickhead June 7, 2017

Jacober

A "Godly" name. just kidding its shit asf anyways Jaemonder >>>>> Jacober frfr ong bru

Hey I just realised, Jaemonder sounds better than Jacober

Yo really?

Frfr

by YankeeWithBrim March 13, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is a gay ass hole . Mother fucking Hoe. He is useless and he can live on the street by himself. He is fat not attractive and girls cant find him cute. He is Bi Trans And has a penis and a vagina

Girl. Sees Jacob
Girl Shoots her self by hanging herself

by yeeteetfeet August 31, 2020