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internet cum

Having an orgasm while looking at what is on the internet.
A woman that doesn't think the internet is real will still internet cum while speaking to an entity online.
by gunslingergregi September 25, 2010
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internet protocol

ISP given identity, consisting of four 1-3 digit numbers 0-255.
All Ip's range 0.0.0.0-255.255.255.255
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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internet trendoid

individual who is a basement dweller or shut-in of some sort who scouwers the internet for ways to be cool. usually ends up with plastic-lensed cameras and a fondness for james blake.
have you heard? chillwave is no longer just an internet trendoid genre.
by blairiair August 16, 2011
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Internet Jockey

One who uses the internet to complete the every task they have faced in life since the internet has become so trendy.
Joe: I need to fix this plumbing problem in my house.

John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.

Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.
by 1eyedwilly7 November 26, 2009
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internet explorer

The browser in which many used to gaze upon porn with, though now it is all the other browsers skanky twat.

The browser in which you can download many viruses and bugs and glitches.

And older version of firefox, still slow and prone to disappointment.
Mike still uses internet explorer that's why he never gets his projects done in time
by mayothepotato January 17, 2017
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Internet Fundamentals

A module in the course of study for a Diploma in Computer Studies in the '90s.
Became an inspiration for a song.
Line from Chorus
I.F. I.F. (internet fundamentals)
by myztically November 3, 2011
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internet whore

The women men who use the internet to sell bodies, sex, escort, strippers and also internet dating where persons ply the dating sites seeking to be the same..escort, gold digger, daddy candy etc...
She was only on that dating site to prostitute herself as an internet whore.
by Budd Sticky July 27, 2013
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