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Internet troll

A system administrator who trolls user accounts looking for personal information.
I am not going to open an account there because I know it is administered by Internet trolls.
by Ann Myers May 13, 2006
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internet cum

Having an orgasm while looking at what is on the internet.
A woman that doesn't think the internet is real will still internet cum while speaking to an entity online.
by gunslingergregi September 25, 2010
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internet protocol

ISP given identity, consisting of four 1-3 digit numbers 0-255.
All Ip's range 0.0.0.0-255.255.255.255
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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devil's internet

Any page, link, blog, post, image, video, etc. on the internet that shows you doing something regrettable, deplorable, degrading, embarrassing (even through no real fault of your own), or otherwise humiliating, posted for the world to see.
Poor Steve, his wife did a devil's threesomewith Johnny and Tonto on video and now its all over the devil's internet.
by legaltrail January 6, 2009
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internet trendoid

individual who is a basement dweller or shut-in of some sort who scouwers the internet for ways to be cool. usually ends up with plastic-lensed cameras and a fondness for james blake.
have you heard? chillwave is no longer just an internet trendoid genre.
by blairiair August 16, 2011
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Internet Jockey

One who uses the internet to complete the every task they have faced in life since the internet has become so trendy.
Joe: I need to fix this plumbing problem in my house.

John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.

Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.
by 1eyedwilly7 November 26, 2009
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internet bestfriends

Elma and Lucy are internet bestfriends.
by Elma the dumb blonde April 21, 2020
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