by Ann Myers May 13, 2006
Get the Internet trollmug. A woman that doesn't think the internet is real will still internet cum while speaking to an entity online.
by gunslingergregi September 25, 2010
Get the internet cummug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the internet protocolmug. Any page, link, blog, post, image, video, etc. on the internet that shows you doing something regrettable, deplorable, degrading, embarrassing (even through no real fault of your own), or otherwise humiliating, posted for the world to see.
Poor Steve, his wife did a devil's threesomewith Johnny and Tonto on video and now its all over the devil's internet.
by legaltrail January 6, 2009
Get the devil's internetmug. individual who is a basement dweller or shut-in of some sort who scouwers the internet for ways to be cool. usually ends up with plastic-lensed cameras and a fondness for james blake.
by blairiair August 16, 2011
Get the internet trendoidmug. One who uses the internet to complete the every task they have faced in life since the internet has become so trendy.
Joe: I need to fix this plumbing problem in my house.
John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.
Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.
John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.
Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.
by 1eyedwilly7 November 26, 2009
Get the Internet Jockeymug. by Elma the dumb blonde April 21, 2020
Get the internet bestfriendsmug.