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Bad Internet 

your worst nightmare
Bad Internet by YulTheWizard October 1, 2019

Conquered The Internet

When you've done all that needs to be done or has piqued your interest online and no further task is at hand, usually resulting in you logging off or going to do something productive.
Damn dude, theres no new videos on YouTube, I have no friend requests on facebook and Obama isn't tweeting on twitter. I conquered the internet.
Conquered The Internet by SpyderNinja September 13, 2009

too much internet for today 

When you're on the internet and well, you know, something kinda happens. You know. You know. You know- 😏
*on the computer screen a guy vomits by accident but the video is him eating a harmless doughnut*
Guy watching: welp, that's too much internet for today.
*the guy watching closes the computer and grabs his phone out of his pocket to call his therapist*

You can't beat the Internet 

A phrase that means if a person tries to prove something with the Internet.
Guy 1: I don't think it's bad to eat late at night.

Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.

Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.

Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.

Guy 1: I guess you're right.

interestang 

the gangster version of the word interesting, derived from the language of english. often used by teenagers diaqgnosed with cooliosis.
man, that shirts look interestang, playa!
interestang by tremaster October 30, 2008

interesting approach 

the way you respond to someone who thinks they have a revolutionary idea but it's only....okay.
Hey, I'm working on a new social networking idea, it's like Facebook but for real friends. Hmm, interesting approach!
interesting approach by madox September 20, 2014