internet cum

Having an orgasm while looking at what is on the internet.

A woman that doesn't think the internet is real will still internet cum while speaking to an entity online.

by gunslingergregi September 25, 2010

internet protocol

ISP given identity, consisting of four 1-3 digit numbers 0-255.

All Ip's range 0.0.0.0-255.255.255.255

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

internet explorer

The browser in which many used to gaze upon porn with, though now it is all the other browsers skanky twat.

The browser in which you can download many viruses and bugs and glitches.

And older version of firefox, still slow and prone to disappointment.

Mike still uses internet explorer that's why he never gets his projects done in time

by mayothepotato January 17, 2017

devil's internet

Any page, link, blog, post, image, video, etc. on the internet that shows you doing something regrettable, deplorable, degrading, embarrassing (even through no real fault of your own), or otherwise humiliating, posted for the world to see.

Poor Steve, his wife did a devil's threesomewith Johnny and Tonto on video and now its all over the devil's internet.

by legaltrail January 6, 2009

Internet Jockey

One who uses the internet to complete the every task they have faced in life since the internet has become so trendy.

Joe: I need to fix this plumbing problem in my house.

John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.

Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.

by 1eyedwilly7 November 26, 2009

rewiring the internet

the new fixing guitars

rewiring the internet took longer than we thought
what they changed it again?

by the best October 16, 2003

internet caffeine

Something that can be lame, weird, bizarre, strange or funny that happens on the Internet. Similar to RL caffeine, yet somehow not as tasty.

A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 29, 2011