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30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl
Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs
by 30seconejob September 10, 2016
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second great-cousin-pibling

Grandparent's second cousin.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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step-second-cousin

1- Stepgrandpibling's grandchild.
2- Grandpibling's stepgrandchild.
3- Step-2C.
My step-second-cousin is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
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Second-hand anticipation

noun
Also known as SHA;
• a state of mental or emotional excitement occurring when someone is going to try something you love for the first time
• A form of reminiscence - a fond memory of when you tried something for the first time with an inability to experience that feeling ever again
Y: Have you tried using a vibrator during sex?

A: No I haven't

Y: Broooo I have so much second-hand anticipation right now
by Hloff October 6, 2021
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Second Amendment

In the context of American law and politics, the Second Amendment protects the right to keep and bear arms. In the United States, you are allowed to use armed weapons (not just guns) to protect yourself, your loved ones, and your property.

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

The amendment was written into law because the Founding Fathers knew that states start becoming tyrannical by disarming its populace in order to oppress them. Effectively, this amendment ensures that Americans are able to defend themselves against tyranny to protect their rights.

It’s part of the Bill of Rights, the first ten amendments to the Constitution of the United States.
The Second Amendment is the personification of ‘Mercia, baby!”
by Southern Twink June 29, 2024
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double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.
Double-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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second hand snoop

when someone is using the computer (either while doing stuff with files on his/her desktop or while on myspace) and someone else comes in and tells you to open a bunch of your own stuff just to see what you have/tells you to click on their ex's myspace homepage so they can see what that person is possibly saying about him/her.
1: "hey joe, what are you doing?"
Joe: "usin the computer"
"open that file, now that one, now that one. what's 'my tax payments 97?"
Joe: "stop second hand snooping me, dammit!"

2: "are you on myspace?"
"yeah, why?"
"search (name of ex). I wanna see what he/she said about me"
"no, i'm not gonna second hand snoop for you. Do it yourself."
by obamapproved September 11, 2009
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