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Hannah Montana

What is Hannah Montana?

Answ: WHO, WHO, is Hannah Montana?
by Claaarkk November 23, 2021
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Hannah

She don’t give a FUCK. She can’t stand you hoes especially the big headed ones from SJ. She LOVES henny and getting ratchet. She’ll have a son named Xavier. Hannah is from ESSJ. You can hear her yellin AYEEEEE if you listen real closely by your window around 2am on the weekends.
GOT DAMN LOOK AT HANNAH 🤤🔥
STOP PLAYIN WIT HANNAH
by Beansx November 23, 2021
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Hannah

Brianna: Hi poopy butthole!
Hannah: Hi!
by Notbriannahak November 23, 2021
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hannah's are the sweetest, most genuinely nice people you will ever meet. they make a room brighten up by just being there. if you don't have a hannah i'm sorry. hannah's are the epitome of kind, they are kind to everyone no matter if the other person is kind to them. hold on to hannahs.
also they are all beautiful. i dont make the rules.
"damn, did you see that girl walking down the hall?"
"oh yeah that's hannah. she's in my math class. she's also super nice."
"i think i'm in love 😍"
by zozobozo November 23, 2021
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Jack and Hannah

literally the best couple ever. people that you only have a problem with out of jealousy. everyone always wants to be around them. abnormally sexy and super funny. they are always doing something cool. they constantly go on vacations to fun amazing places. money is never an issue as both of them are extremely lucky & wealthy. they have the best sex life ever though i hear hannah does most of the work. idk just what i heard. being around them gives u the same feeling as an enormous orgasm. once knowing them your world changes. you see things a little clearer and find immense pleasure in satisfying them. being worthy of knowing them is the only thing you should try to accomplish for your life without them is pointless and dark and you should probably just kill yourself if they don’t like you.
jealous person #1: wow jack and hannah are so cool i wish i was them
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass

jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much
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Hannah

Hannah is sooooooo kind and sweet, you'll want her to be your friend. But she's very straightforward and it can make her seem mean! Very blunt and dramatic, she for sure is. But she has a big heart (and ass).
"Hey you look like a Hannah!" random dude says
"No shit, Sherlock!" Hannah replies
"Hahaha you're so funny!"

"No, really?" Hannah says sarcastically
"Wanna be bffs?"
"Nope!" Hannah walks away with posee
by Ayo you're....hawt? May 30, 2023
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Hannah will be one of the greatest people you’ll ever meet, she’s funny, smart, cute, no amount of adjectives can describe how wonderful she is. Never skip out on dating/ befriending a Hannah.
Girl 1: So I’ve been talking to this amazing girl...
Girl 2: Is her name Hannah?
Girl 1: Yes! How’d you know?
Girl 2: They are always the best. :)
by qwertyhtr June 2, 2023
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