An apparatus used for cleansing a thug ass niggas ear canal area, specifically the part where that nasty ass gunky yellow shit builds up on a nigga. (Like forreal, what the fuck is that shit?)
by TeeJayDubDub September 03, 2019
A guy who thinks he can get any girl he talks to and ghosts out his real friends for a bunch of gamers
Why Jonathan G. why
by Intellectual Pringle December 13, 2019
A man whose age is unknown, yet despite maturity level appears to be quite youthful. Paul G is a dapper and dedicated contributor to any friendly banter, and is never found without a Bluetooth in his ear. He can be counted on to add a high level of energy and enthusiasm to an outing. Paul G is bright yet does not always utilize his entire cognitive capacity when making choices, as he has often frequented sordid locations. He has been known to demand hugs from young ladies upon meeting them, and has been deemed creepy by a lady or two. But upon getting to know him, everyone realizes that Paul G is a true friend who can be counted on to enhance any experience.
Paul G is not without his oddities, however. He is more likely to remove his shoes than his Bluetooth, and don't ask him why he wants a hug from you--he cannot answer this question without hugging you. Still, despite these shortcomings, if you get to know Paul G you will be glad you did. He has a brilliant and mesmerizing presence, and when he talks with his hands, it's as though you are attending a sordid sermon.
Paul G is not without his oddities, however. He is more likely to remove his shoes than his Bluetooth, and don't ask him why he wants a hug from you--he cannot answer this question without hugging you. Still, despite these shortcomings, if you get to know Paul G you will be glad you did. He has a brilliant and mesmerizing presence, and when he talks with his hands, it's as though you are attending a sordid sermon.
"Dude, Paul G took his shoes off right before dinner. Don't you think that's weird?"
"Yo, is that Bluetooth attached to Paul G's ear?"
"He just met that chick and was hugging on her. What a Paul G."
"Yo, is that Bluetooth attached to Paul G's ear?"
"He just met that chick and was hugging on her. What a Paul G."
by Team awesome November 24, 2013
by Buffy the Vampire Layer September 12, 2011
Amazing Minecraft youtuber also known as clutch. Also well known for his rocket league lets-plays. Subscribe today!
by userdude777 May 30, 2018
by Annabelle Xylo November 24, 2020
A hardcore vegetable eating cheese despising warrior of the new age. Commonly found in juice bars and mate cafes. If found in your local co-op: do not ask about soy-free vegenaise or nutritional yeast.
I was hiking and asked a dude for directions and he was totally Vegan G, offering me chia seeds trail mix and a German flax muffin.
by mr juggly April 12, 2013