Ethan

He is the person who is not normal, or don't get to sit at the cool lunch tables

Guy 1: Poor Ethan, he is trying to have friends.
Guy 2: That person? He is a fucked up person.
Guy 1: How? I heard Ethan tried to help Madison doing her homework.
Guy 2: No, you got it wrong..

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

Ethan

Tall Asian from korea with mushroom haircut. clueless. playes clash royale even though its outdated...
Likes big men.

I am an Ethan

Meaning. I pulled an ethan

by Ethanmom February 26, 2024

Ethan

Ethan ”smoking on that jessica pack” “smoking that Jessica og kush”

Ethan is a funny guy

by Ben000010101019101019 June 27, 2024

Ethan

a person with a dick longer than drake and smashes more mums a day then days in a year and everyone likes him

i got railed by ethan and i loved it

by ethan the g July 17, 2024

Ethan

a person with a dick longer than drake and smashes more mums a day then days in a year and everyone likes him. and is the best at every sport

i got railed by ethan and i loved it

by ethan the g July 17, 2024

Ethan

A relatively below-average-height Asian who has recently been diagnosed with a contagious disease; Uniqueness. He is extremely addicted to games, and what other people do with phones, he does with a bigass $49.95 hp laptop.

"Ethan, you're so sped."

by HammyShoe July 18, 2024

Ethan

The most homophobic and republican fatass the world has ever seen. Hyper religious and stupid. Many Ethan’s hang out with jock friend groups who think they accept them, but really don’t even notice them. Ethan’s are also extremely vulgar and are more prone to saying slurs. Often times one can find an Ethan harassing a group of minorities and spouting slur after slur.

Yo Jerome, this bitch across the room is for real an Ethan

Oh word? Let’s dip ‘fore we get harassed.

by Cheeto Finger August 15, 2024