ear douche

The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.

Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"

by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

airplane ears

An expression that is mostly know for cats to do when they get angry, as their ears turn sideways forming the look of the wings on an airplane

"Oh no…the ginger cat has the airplane ears again…"

by stinkyplinkyplink October 14, 2023

Ear Poisoner

a person that acts to subvert another by influencing those around him.

"I was fired because that ear poisoner Brad told the office that I stole paper clips."

"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."

by HolyMeat September 14, 2009

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

very dry ears

very dry ears.

very dry ears.

by Debskelly1985 May 3, 2023

ear glitter

songs that are SO satisfying to the ears that it feels like glitter is being injected into your veins

person 1 - “girl listen to insert song name”
person 2 - “this is such ear glitter”

by sillystupidgirl47 April 21, 2025

ear hoppin

Eavesdropping secretly on other's private conversations. See air hustling, in urban dictionary.

They over there ear hoppin in on their conversation again.

by Greentrees420 September 16, 2022