by dabigsescool August 18, 2010
by Macsyourguy December 28, 2016
by dylan depalma January 20, 2008
candy cunt saga is when your banging a chick, and she is rageing about playing Candy Crush Saga or when she is currently playing candy crush saga.
by spikethunderclap February 11, 2014
Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Riveria's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Riveria's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.
-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"
-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.
-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.
by CIA Napkin August 15, 2006
another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life
Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?
by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004
Lexi: Hey I'm having a party tonight!
O'Sullivan: I'll bring the Irish candy!
No candy tastes better than Irish candy!
O'Sullivan: I'll bring the Irish candy!
No candy tastes better than Irish candy!
by Smoke_Eater November 25, 2009