Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
by 1Head January 29, 2021
Get the band-aid medicinemug. Basically a softer way of asking for money. Panhandling, usually done digitally and by people who aren’t actually impoverished.
“Hey! My rent is due tomorrow, but I don’t get paid until Friday. Would you be willing to contribute a little mutual aid? Drinks on me after I get paid!”
by FegelFatso October 2, 2023
Get the Mutual Aidmug. A sweet sugary drink that come in many colors that many people drink at birthday party’s and school events. It can also be used for dying hair and making many fun crafts.
by Bananaapple April 12, 2019
Get the Kool-aidmug. 
Get the aidsmug. by Big church May 3, 2020
Get the dirty aidemug. a god of almost unlimited power that can travel through dimensions. can only be destroyed by shaggy at infinity percent power
by koolaidman_real November 15, 2019
Get the kool aid manmug. What you say in front of your other friends but it really means "do you wanna come over and get so drunk we can't walk?"
by JENNAMYNAILISBROKEN April 20, 2017
Get the wanna go to rite aidmug.